Thank God It's Monday

Monday is my favorite time of year

I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays
Cause they feel like Saturdays
When you don't gotto go to work
Every day is a holiday
I wake up when I want to
I do anything I wanna do
Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays (I don't)
I can't do what I wanna do (Like to do)
Sold out at the movies (Go out)
Can't eat at the restaurants (weekends)
Everybody want a good time
But the bar's full of cigarette smoke
I think I'll stay home
I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a 5 day weekend
I gotta year long holiday
Thank God it's Monday
The only place I gotta go be
Is at the show or on the first tee
Thank God for irony
Nevermind the aggravation, modulation
Gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)
Cause the're kinda like Christmas (New Years)
Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)
Are a little like Hannakah (Every day is good)
Thursday's Thanksgiving
I'm talking about good living
I'll think I give thanks

thanks god it's monday
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thanks god it's monday
(montag ist zehr gut)*
thanks god it's monday
(monday is my favourite time of year)
thanks god it's monday
thanks god it's monday
(yom shéni tov)*
thanks god it's monday