Ain't No One Getting Laid

blue eyes and great thighs. i wish i hadn't seen her. i'm not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea. she didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no. i'll be chasing my dick all night long "here we go." i'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit. i tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit. i don't remember much of the two hours that have passed. except i talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any ass. might as well forget it. might as well forget it. might as well forget it. ain't no one getting laid.