Zombie Me

I died last night
Tripped over my own shoelaces
I broke my spine
Fell on the sidewalk
And I landed on my face
And I thought
What a way to go
After all I've seen
Can't just press undo
I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me

Tried to say hi
But all of my earthly charm had gone
She floated by
So distracted with the sound
Of her own cell phone
I said go ahead and walk away
I have all I need
Now I speak with all the
Eloquence of livestock
And I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me

We got some zombies comin' out the ground
We goin' pound for pound with a cleric around
Become a zombie, be cool like Fonzie
I know you wanna get on me when I say “Come on, Archie”
Let's go see Vigo ask some people that he know
I got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVo
I got the fever for the flavor of a human brain
And all the zombies in the house say Oh
And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh

What a way to go
After all I've seen
Can't just press undo
I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me

Now we're recruiting new meat
As we march to the beat
Now the army's complete
I'm a zombie me