A Spoonful Of Sugar

The only advice that I can ever remember my mother ever giving me was:
“When you take your pills, use a straw to push the water and medication down your throat.”
Well thanks, Mom.
I will keep that in mind the next time I decide to kill myself.
And you know that if I commit suicide it's because I want to die, not 'cause I want to make my children to feel guilty for not calling me.
What a selfish scheme for the week.
Let it go!
Let me go!
Ladada
You're already dead to me.