The Backpack Song

I'm gonna get revenge on you
'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do

You messed me up in your mini-van
I'm gonna get you back, and it's gonna be bad

I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah

And so there was the time I showed you guys my new backpack which I had bought for tour
It's a really ugly, orange backpack, but I bought it specifically
so that it wouldn't get all confused with all you other guys' backpacks
So anyhow, you... you called me a few days later and asked me,
"Hey, where'd you... where'd you get that backpack?"
I said, "Well, I got it at Kmart. If you get one, you should get the green one
because that's totally different from my orange one."
Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van gettin' ready to go on tour
and who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?
That's right. It was you. I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy!
You're the one that bought my same backpack!

I'm gonna get revenge on you
'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do

You're stupid-ass backpack called me a freak
I'm gonna get you back probably next week

I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you

I said, I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get revenge-venge-venge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
Yeah, on you

And you're backpack-stealing self