Idjeryglue

It's the wonderful Idjeryglue and
It's coming to eat your face
It's got a wooden spoon
It knows the time, it knows the place

Fear the marvellous Idjeryglue
It's got a lovely bow tie
Have you heard its latest tune?
It's the Idjeryglue, It's playing the bass!

Oh my god its got a gun its got a tie it's Idjeryglue
Oh my god its on a bike there is no running
Can you see its fancy shoes? Its fancy coat? Its fancy top hat?
The top hat is all crooked and it's coming to get you!

Roller skating, Dish inflating, Flirty dating Idjeryglue
In nothing but fancy shoes and top hat come to get you!
Here's what you have to do thats build a house out of your own poo!
Light the windows, cook the pastry, eat the hedgehog or your doom!

"Ahem"

It's the wonderful Idjeryglue
It's coming to take your cakes
It's got a monocle
That's gonna give all you can take

Fear the fantastic Idjeryglue
It came for me, it's coming for you
Whistling showerhead, hammering tune
Idjeryglue for me! (For you!)

The fanciest horror beast in all of the land
A spinning cane, shiny rings on its hand
The Idjeryglue, devours all it sees
It can see you, it can really see me

It's a critical mass
Of all the fanciness
In pastry land,
Demise never looked so grand!

It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)
It's the Idjeryglue, and it's top hat too
It's the Idjeryglue, for me (for you!)

Oh my god its got a gun its got a tie it's Idjeryglue
Oh my god its on a bike there is no running
Can you see its fancy shoes? Its fancy coat? Its fancy top hat?
The top hat is all crooked and it's coming to get you!

Roller skating, Dish inflating, Flirty dating Idjeryglue
In nothing but fancy shoes and top hat come to get you!
Here's what you have to do thats build a house out of your own poo!
Light the windows, cook the pastry, eat the hedgehog or your doom!

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