Even If I Tried

Well I couldn't be a cool guy even if I tried to

Walk the walk but I'd stumble and I'd fall

Said I couldn't be a cool guy even if I wanted to

Because I have no reputation at all

Taking into consideration

All of the above mentioned

The basic qualities I lack to prove the often stated fact

That I could never be a cool guy



Well I couldn't get a girlfriend

Even if I tried to

Anatomically I'm a zero out of ten

Said I couldn't get a girlfriend even if I wanted to

The girls won't touch me because they don't know where I've been



Noting my rather lengthy history

Of all those girls who never kissed me

These faults support the thesis of the reason

I receive no love I could never get a girl friend



And I couldn't pass drivers-ed

Dana-nana-nana

And I didn't know the green light was red

Dana-nana-nana

And sometimes I repeat my self

Dana-nana-nana

And sometimes I repeat my self

Dana-nana-nana

I can't write with my writing hand

Dana-nana-nana

And I could never start a ska band

WHAT!



Well I couldn't leave my parents house even if I wanted to

My repugnant job couldn't carry my own weight

Said I couldn't leave my parents house even if I tried to

The debts I owe at an unhealthy rate

Looking back on all the state facts now

I've pointed out all the exacts how

My life depends on everyone

I'll always be their closest son

'cause I could never leave my parents house