This Ain't My First Rodeo

You can cuss and make a fuss
But I think you oughta know
This ain't my first rodeo

My first rodeo was out in Salt Lake
I never will forget that crazy night
I could hardly wait
For them to pull that gate
But I was hurtin' by the morning light

My second rodeo was in Laredo
I drew a wild one, everybody knew
She spun, bucked, and kicked
And I was almost licked
But that was then, now I'm telling you

I've seen it all
I took the fall
From Calgary on down to Omaha
Honey, you can cuss and make a fuss
But it's only fair you know
This ain't my first rodeo

Now you might think it won't be hard to break me
And I'll play along, let you run the show
So many cowgirls try, well I'm lucky I'm alive
This ain't my first rodeo

I've seen it all
I took the fall
From Cheyenne on down to Wichita
Honey, you can cuss and make a fuss
But it's only fair you know
This ain't my first rodeo

It ain't the fourth or fifth or sixth
There's been a whole lot more than this
This ain't my first rodeo
Yee Haw