Megadeth Rules... Not

Megadeth sucks
More than your girlfriend when you two are alone


I wrote this song
'Cause I'm jealous of Dave Mustaine
'Cause he can play more than twice I will
But he can suck my cock


Megadeth has more dramas
Than Melrose Place
'Cause nobody likes Dave Mustaine
Because he sucks rhino dick


Megadeth will never be as big as Metallica
Even though they both suck pterodactyl dick
Should've pulled off the business three decades ago


Need a ride? Ask Mustaine
Cause he can drive
What he steals
Bitching about being stolen from

Hypocrite