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I was home entertaining guests

I fell off the chair and cracked open my head

Geese flew out and they flew up the stairs 'cause they wanted to travel the world



I was home entertaining guests

I fell off the chair and cracked open my head

Geese flew out and they flew up the stairs 'cause they wanted to travel the world

But I keep it upstairs



Keep it upstairs for the grand finale

I keep it upstairs



Gonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white cape

But I keep it upstairs



Gonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a string

Keep it upstairs

Keep it upstairs

Keep it upstairs



I go out looking in parked cars

For somebody famous to kidnap and love

Beat off the army with a tennis racket



I go out looking in parked cars

For somebody famous to kidnap and love

Beat off the army with a tennis racket

That's my whole plan

But I keep it upstairs



Keep it upstairs for the grand finale

I keep it upstairs



Gonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white cape

But I keep it upstairs



Gonna tackle young girls off their beautiful bikes

But I keep it upstairs

Keep it upstairs

Keep it upstairs



Oh no, I thought I'd be by now

My head is a buzzing three-star hotel, oh no

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

But I keep it upstairs



Keep it upstairs for the grand finale

I keep it upstairs



Gonna be a blank slate, gonna wear a white cape

But I keep it upstairs



Gonna jump out of a cake with my heart on a string

Keep it upstairs

Keep it upstairs

Keep it upstairs



Oh no, I thought I'd be by now

My head is a buzzing three-star hotel, oh no

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Nowhere did I thought I'd be by now

My head is a buzzing three-star hotel, oh no

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no