Give Us A Spiel

You have the same middle name as Harry Potter

And that just makes you that much hotter



Your theories are on crack

And you talk so much I can't keep track



So Eric, give us a spiel

'Cause I want to hear every word that you say

I love you like J.K. loves Neil

Oh, I left my heart in Reading, PA

And you should know

That you'll always be my number one man

And I'll always be your number one fan



You work at the movie theatre

And that just makes you that much sweeter



Your theories are on crack

And you talk so much I can't keep track



So Eric, give us a spiel

'Cause I want to hear every word that you say

I love you like J.K. loves Neil

Oh, I left my heart in Reading, PA

And you should know

That you'll always be my number one man

And I'll always be your number one fan