Behold The Marvels

[Announcer]
Behold the marvels of yestermorrow!
Yesterday's future forgotten today
Neglected tech beta-tested for the consumer that will only forget
Products from the future like:
The cassette that holds three thousand songs
Robots that wash dishes
Phones that hold three thousand songs
Robots
And..robots
Join us as we take you there without moving
The marvels of yestermorrow!