Dude Of All Dudes

Look at the bright stars and the full moon
A yellow cheese

Look at the gentleman in the saloon
Looks like John Cleese

Come under my umbrella baby now
Will it rain soon?

I don't know but come under anyhow
It never rains in June

But baby can't you see what I'm trying to do
No you must try to explain

I want to kiss you and to love you too
Your love's in vain

But babe I thought we agreed on this
I've changed my mind

All I want is only this one kiss
Ain't got the time

But what I can not understand
Is that why don't you do exactly what you want to
Just stick to the plan
Just why don't you do exactly what you want to

You're not good enough for me
But baby I'm the dude of all dudes

That's not good enough for me
But I will get you into mood

Do you got money honey
Sure I got pocket full

Then call me sugar-pie
and take me if you want me you fool

Oh I'm gonna make arrangements
Never attended to any woman

Oh and I will take you places
yet undiscovered by man

Yes but first of all the promised kiss
you might as well give in

Superbaby shall we maybe
well OK then you win

But what I can not understand
Is that why don't you do exactly what you want to
Just stick to the plan
Just why don't you do exactly what you want to