Take The Bull By The Horns

Perhaps you'd like to get onto my bike and I will take us to the movies.
I will take us on our date.
I promise to be nice and I promise that I will pay and I promise this will lead to a second date.
And I'm really sorry things had to be this way.

Oh poor taurus such a proud constellation taken away from me.
Oh poor taurus struck down by the matador
In a suckerpunch to my mobility.

I'll soon be super-eco-friendly
And I won't have to contend with rising oil prices.
I will smile as I ride by SUVs.
And I hate to have to ask you this but can I score a ride?

A higher power came down and tried to keep me at home
but I've got no home so I've got no place to stay.
And just when I thought I'd see the world from the highway's point of view
I traded my 4 wheels for 2.

Take the bull by the horns