Ballad Of A Sweet Young Girl

Performed as Monty's Fan Club

Well, it was late in the year
And I was going away
And I heard that she had liked me
But I was traveling down a street one way
So I thought I'd try it out
And I did, she was cool without a doubt
Told my friends, "Damn, she's a slut"
But I thought nothing of it till I heard what was up

Well, she said she loved me and she lied
'Cause now she's with another guy

She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
She wanted me, why didn't I see
That she was so easy?
She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
With another guy she sneaks by
Behind my back and I ask...why? Oh yeah...and I ask why?

And on that date everything was cool, it was the best
Yeah, she asked some questions, get them right, you get to grab her breasts (large boobies!)
But that's not why I like her, it's for other reasons that I'm sure
'Cause when she comes back, ah! ah!
She'll be begging for more

And I said, "What kind of games do you play?"
And I thought you'd stick around but you always move away

She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
She wanted me, why didn't I see
That she was so easy?
Yeah, she's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
With another guy she sneaks by
Behind my back and I ask why?...pick it up, ho! ho! ho!

And now I'm down and very pissed
And it's her fault that our love was missed
She's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
She wanted me, why didn't I see
That she was so easy?
Yeah, she's a stupid whore and she knows it
She just wants to score and she shows it
With another guy, she sneaks by
Behind my back and I ask why?...woah-oh-yeah...and I ask why?

Stupid whore...(ha ha, damn whores)