New Regime

I don't want to be your stupid servant anymore
In fact, here is the truth; I think you're quite a bore
I just might start a new regime, and be the new dark lord
All you other death eaters, you'd better come on board

We are the new regime of evil
Better than that Muggle Knievel
You'd better watch out because we're coming for you
And you know it's true,
There is nothing you can do

First things first, take down the oppression.
They are called the order, teach them a lesson
Next thing to go, that stupid Potter kid
Here's an idea, feed him to the squid.

We are the new regime of evil
Better than that Muggle Knievel
You'd better watch out because we're coming for you
And you know it's true,
There is nothing you can do.

Hogwarts School of Wizardry
Will never go down in history
We will take over can't you see
The new Headmaster? It's gonna be me.

We are the new regime of evil
Better than that Muggle Knievel
You'd better watch out because we're coming for you
And you know it's true,
There is nothing you can do.

Hmm. A new nickname, that's what I need...
And a name for the followers that I will lead
Something that will spread the fear of evil in their hearts
A name to send the darkness of the charts...

Moldyshorts and Dung Eaters, I think that fits
Really, 'cause you know, we think that's the pits
You know, that is quite funny, 'cause I am in charge
No offence, dude, we think your head is rather large

With the words you say, are you trying to taunt?
This is the new regime; we talk the way we want
If you want your head not severed from your body
Well, mate, we think your clothes are rather gaudy

We are the new regime of evil
Better than that Muggle Knievel
You'd better watch out because we're coming for you
And you know it's true,
There is nothing you can do.

We are the new regime of evil
Better than that Muggle Knievel
You'd better watch out because we're coming for you
And you know it's true,
There is nothing you can do