Who's Got The Crack

Who's got the crack...There's no such thing as a harmless jokeThere's no such thing as a gentle tokeThere's no such thing as panama jackWho's got the crackI am a goatIn a moatWith a boatWho's got the crackI like it when my hair is poofyI like it when you slip me a roofieI like it when you've got the crackWho's got the crackI wanna be a hippie but i forgot how to loveIt's hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my gloveI wanna be wreckless but i'm feeling so uptightPut your mama in a headlock, baby, and do it rightWho's got the crack