Glasgow Terrorist Attempt

Oh dear, that didn't go so well

So what you gonna do now?

Everybody heard your blood-curdling yell

What was that you said? "Death to the - ow!"?

Dear me, you thought by now you'd be

With 72 virgins taking turns

But here you are in hospital with 72 armed guards

And 72% burns

Oh no, that's not how it was meant to go

And such future as you've got looks pretty grim

Look on the bright side, you gave us all a laugh

"Hey Al-Qaeda have you got any more like him?"