Everything I Know

you taught me everything i know
like how to make a kite
from bamboo and string
how to find a place
on the side of a hill
with a good breeze so the kite will
catch the wind
you taught me everything
like how to ride a bike
without stabilizers
how to change a tire
fix a tube
i'd know nothing if it wasn't for you
it's true
you taught me everything
how to treat my wife
like a piece of trash
how to lie when she asks
where was i last night
how to fight
without getting hurt
how to duck a punch
how to dish out the dirt
you taught me everything i know
And this is everything i know