Dissapearing Act

it's a mystery can't be explained
one minute she's there next she ain't
she's up to her old tricks again
it's her famous disappearing act
i been looking for her all over town
i ask her friends they swear up and down
they ain't seen around
if you can believe that
it's her famous disappearing act
her boss called today he sounded upset
said she ain't been to work she ain't called in sick
she ain't even picked up her pay check
you tell her she's sacked
if this is her famous disappearing act
it's a mystery can't be explained...
maybe she's drunk, out on a bender
i been to all the bars asked every bartender
if they see her please send her back
it's her famous disappearing act
she didn't take money didn't steal a dime
her coat's still hanging on the rail next to mine
she'll be back, but next time she come home
i?ll do a disappearing act of my own
it's a mystery can't be explained...