Sport Most Royal

Ah, my flash girl, she's a swimmer
Wears her hair cut short behind
Sprayed our names at every station
Southbound on the Northern Line.

Summer days at Hampstead ponds
Toes caught in aquatic fronds
Drinking Red Stripe by the water
Watching the wooing of Mrs Windsor's Swinging daughter.

Shouldn't oughta jump in the deep end, Annie!
Shouldn't oughta jump in the deep end, Annie!
Close the closet door behind you, girl.

Kissed by Valerie on the make
Her toilet rolls and sticky tape
Set aside with those cardboard boxes
For Sport Most Royal and that's not hunting Foxes...