Spanish Gardener

You're livin with your sugar baby
In a terrace house in paddy
I've been watchin you for sometime
While I eat my pie at lucnhtime
I'm just a council worker
A lonely playboy jerker
And all U'm doin is wishin
A little recognition
I wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That's all I wanna be, yeah
After work at the hotel
The boys all laugh at me
They know I'm goin crazy
Over you at number forty-three
They say that I won't get you
Ten bucks says I can
They say you won't look at
A dirty council man
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