125 West Third Street

Tommy took a walk one day
Found himself on west third and broadway
Took a cab to midtown, Times Square
Met a girl he knows called Tessa there

Tess, he said, I don't understand
How they grow tomatoes in a can
Tess, he said, now wait a while
My teeth don't glitter when I smile

Well she had problems with his personal hygiene
And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine
She said tommy take a bath for me
You stink, I'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean

Tess, he said, I don't understand
How they grow tomatoes in a can
Tess, he said, now wait a while
My teeth don't glitter when I smile