Collagen Rock

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch
He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
and their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits

Collagen rock

One of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare But one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare

Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
and their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits

Collagen rock

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a

Collagen rock