He Was A Plumber

I was in the bathroom
My butt was about to go boom
I just sat there all night
I prayed it would be alright

He was a plumber
And he wanted my number
I think he was gay
Cuz he wore his pants that way

I wasn't quite sure
When he came to the door
Said he knew my mother
I was step-brother

He was a plumber
And he wanted my number
I think he was gay
Cuz he wore his pants that way

He looked at me funny
With his eyes moist and runny
Said his daughter was here
And he wanted another beer

He was a plumber

He was a plumber
And he wanted my number
I think he was gay
Cuz he wore his pants that way
He was a plumber
And he wanted my number
I think he was homosexual
Cuz he wore his pants that way