December Is For Cynics

black frames to stare out

maudlin slang to wear out

scoff at squares in sweaters

oh oh oh we're so much better!



oh used is the new black

downloads are the new crack

mocking carols that we hate

damn it's easy being great!



so to hell with holiday romantics

december is for cynics

december is for critics

let's get high on art supplies and hibernate

december is for cynics

damn it's too easy being great!



i brought you a bottle of wine full of flowers and this vinyl

i know we both made it clear

no stupid presents this year

but snopes.com said if you play

'strawberry fields' the wrong way

you can hear lennon's ghost say



"i buried paul"



so to hell with holiday romantics

december is for cynics

december is for critics

let's go buy some take out and hibernate

december is for cynics

damn it's too easy being great!



so to hell with holiday romantics

december is for cynics

december is for critics

let's just plan to sleep late and hibernate

december is for cynics

damn it's too easy being...



so to hell with holiday romantics

december is for cynics

december is for critics

let's get by on nyquil and hibernate

december is for cynics

damn it's too easy being great