If You See Margret

"that I wrote this song about a respectable English matron, who
discovered in the nick of time that life was for living."

The gift was right on target
The gift was right on time
And if you see Margret
Tell her I'm

If I try to forget her
It's just a waste of time
And if you see Margret
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm

Place the blame upon yourself
Didn't try at all
Stuck in Spanish it was hellish
He was helpless and she was selfish

The gift was right on target
The gift was right on time
And if you see Margret
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm
Tell her I'm