Wormtail Soup

We're gonna eat Wormtail
We're gonna roast him on a stick
We're gonna eat Wormtail
And he might make us sick
He's filled with fat and grease
It's not something that I'd like to eat
We're gonna eat Wormtail

What a queer proposition
We're not even in a kitchen

We're gonna eat Wormtail
We're gonna toast him a on stick
It's hard to bite into him
Because his body's so thick
We're gonna chew on our friend
We're gonna eat his appendages
We're gonna eat Wormtail...