The Crusher

Do the Hammerlock
A-do the Hammerlock
A-do the Hammerlock you turkey necks, rawrr
Do the Hammerlock
A-do the Hammerlock you turkey necks
Everybody's doin' it
Rowwwrrr!

Do the Eye Gouge
Do the Eye Gouge
Now do the Eye Gouge you turkey necks
Now do the Eye Gouge, rawwrr
Do the Eye Gouge you turkey necks
Everybody's doin' it
Rowwwrrr!

Alright you turkey necks!
I'm wanna teach you how to do the Crusher!
And if you don't learn it now
I'm gonna getchya in the ring
Rowwrr!

Now first ya take your fist
And ya put it on your waist
And then ya squeeze your partner's head
Until she's blue in the face!
Rowwwrrr!
Yeah do the Crusha

Do the Crusha
Do the Crusha
Do the Crusher you turkey necks, rowr
Do the Crusher
Do the Crusher you turkey necks
Everybody's doin' it
Wowwwrrr!