Anthem of the Scrolls

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We have been paid to promote a video game
With songs and hats
No, that's not right

You have been watching [???]
And those who didn't notice
Are headless, arseless mice

Evans has gone, and Baker has gone
He's a latter-day saint and a seer
But Gazza's got plans for Britain's most wanted man
Bring him KFC and a beer

Hey
Hey, you with the fishing rod
Come up here
I want to talk to you
I want to help you
Ah, come on
Come up here
Come on