Hollywood

I ain't no Marlon Brando, ain't no Jimmy Dean
Ain't no Casanova up upon the screen
I'm standin' in a doorway, sleepin' on the street
Walkin' down the freeway, no shoes upon my feet

Oh Hollywood, don't bring me down
Don't stab my back when I turn around
Oh Hollywood, don't break my ball
I'm not a real bad guy after all

Standin' on a corner in the California sun
Dressed up like a cowboy with a song for everyone
You look like an actress, baby, you look like a star
Did you ever stop and think about how fortunate you are?

Oh Hollywood, don't bring me down
Don't stab my back when I turn around
Oh Hollywood, don't bust my balls
I'm not a real bad guy after all