Danny's Outta Money

He's sittin' on a sofa
Eatin' chicken with his hands
Cryin' on his drumsticks
Like a broken man
He used to be a professor
He's got himself some kinds master's degree
Now he's a New York bullshitter just like me

Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
We're breakin' up the band

Hardest workin' man in showbiz
He's like some kinda sexy guy on the sea
Lately it's been the [blowers ?] if you know what I mean
He's gonna have to sell his kidney
If we don't get no record deal by the end of June
He's goin' back to England pretty soon

'Cause Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
We're breakin' up the band

Hey listen, I don't give a fuckin' rat's ass where you get it, Danny, okay? I don't give a fuck if you sell your ass. You don't get the five g's by Monday, I'm gonna break your fuckin' knees, alright?

He thinks he's a pretty good lover
Yeah, well he's gonna have to be tonight
Boys and girls want some after-show delight

'Cause Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny's outta money
Danny's outta money
Danny's outta money

Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand
Danny's outta money
Danny needs a helpin' hand