Cats

some people claim to've been abducted by aliens
this is just a myth, they only abduct

CATS! (only abduct)
CATS! (only abduct)

take them back to their alien lands,
make them all fluffy,
put little alien brains in their heads,
send them back to earth
send them back to us to spy on us

oh yeah! (only abduct)
CATS! (only abduct)

etc.