The Crumble Song

Everybody's good at cooking something
and I'm good at cooking crumble
In fact, I've got one in the oven
would you like some?

Not too tangy, not too sweet
it'll make your saliva glands weep
Not too juicy, not too dry
go on go on give it a try

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A bit of custard, a bit of cream
it'll remind you of your best dream
Anything you want with it, anything you like
if you don't tell me soon
i'll be off on my bike!

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But what's that, what are you saying?
What's that? I can't quite hear!
What's that? Please don't mumble

Just, just, just take a bit of my crumble!

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