The Girl I'll Never Have

Hey there, I just wanna tell ya
You're a beautiful girl
I got nothing to lose
May I introduce myself?
Hello it's so nice to meet you
I'm the guy you don't want
And you must be the girl I'll never have

I just want your conversation
I won't follow you home
I don't want no confrontation
I just wanna say hello...so
Hello it's so nice to meet you
I'm the guy you don't want
And you must be the girl I'll never have

Kazoo!

I just want your conversation
I won't follow you home (unless you want me to)
I don't want no confrontation
(Oww! Stop! Oh! Ahh!)
Hello it's so nice to meet you
I'm the guy you don't want
And you must be the girl I'll never have
(You must be the girl I'll never have)
You must be the girl I'll never have
(Thank you)