Magic Juice Box

You stepped on a nail
Lost your grandma in the mail
Curse words landed you in jail
What miserable luck

Life has that funny way
Of biting you when you turn away
But people all have lousy days
So try to lighten up

So could you come down from the roof
I have for you this box of juice
Its magic powers have a way
Just look at us if you want proof

DoOoOoOon't don't don't jump! (x3!)

Your heart got awfully torn
And you misplaced your favorite porn
No one to go with to the store
Or to feed the ducks

Love has that funny way
Of finding you when you look away
It happens every single day
Don't believe, me look it up

So could you come down from the roof
I have for you this box of juice
Its magic powers have a way
Just look at us if you want proof

DoOoOoOon't don't don't jump! (x4!)

(Wooooooooooooooooooo!
Woo!)

So could you come down from the roof
I have for you this box of juice
Its magic powers have a way
Just look at us if you want proof

DoOoOoOon't don't don't jump! (x8!)