Fag Hag

I like apple piernAnd you like banoffeernWe both love shopping for furniturernAnd meeting for coffeernWe pretend we're into art galleriesrn'Cause it makes us feel cleverrnWe're both in our element when we're on our kneesrnWhatever the weatherrnrnI could be your fag hagrnAnd you could be my gayrnI'll never make you feel sadrnWhen you come out to playrnrnI could be your fag hagrnAnd you could be my gayrnI'll never make you feel sadrnWhen you come out to playrnrnWe don't give a fuckrnWhat people are thinkingrnI know you'll always look out for mernWhen we go out drinkingrnI can ask you things I can't ask anyonernAnd you'll give me directionrnApart from me, you're the only other person I knowrnWho reads the travel sectionrnrnI could be your fag hagrnAnd you could be my gayrnI'll never make you feel sadrnWhen you come out to playrnrnI could be your fag hagrnAnd you could be my gayrnI'll never make you feel sadrnWhen you come out to playrnrnI could be your fag hagrnAnd you could be my gayrnI'll never make you feel sadrnWhen you come out to playrnrnI could be your fag hagrnAnd you could be my gayrnI'll never make you feel sadrnWhen you come out to play