For A Greener Lawn

Herbicides.Pesticides.Fungicides.All in the name of a greener lawn.Call Lawn Doctor.and spread it around.Have the greenest lawnin your suburban town.When Lawn Doctorraises the rates,That's whenyou do it yourself.Dig a few holes,So to plant some brie.Bags of lime,Well, don't forget the mulch.(Chorus)Chemicals. Chemicals.More and more chemicals.Chemicals. Chemicals.Armchair quarterback on Sunday.Chemicals. ChemicalsLawn care specialist on Saturday.Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.All in the name of a greener lawn.When it hitsthe groundwaterI knowYou won't care.You'll stay ComfortablyIn your Lawn chair.A greener lawnIs all you want.A greener lawnThat's all that counts.(Chorus)(Bridge)Bet'cah beat your wife when a weed grows in.Bet'cha beat the kids when they play on the lawn.Bet'cha beat your wife when a weed grows in. (I) Heard you shot your dog, 'cause he shit on the lawn.Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.And I'm gonna take my car and tear up your lawn!