Channel 16

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Shoulda gone to FreeCreditReport.Com (yee-haw!)
I shoulda seen it coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you won't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts