Turkeys

Turkeys!
Turkeys?
Who likes turkeys?
I like turkeys.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah!
Well, have I got news for you.
What's that?
I am a turkey.
I am a turkey.
I can see you're quite surprised.
Man, I can't believe my eyes!
Where'd you come from anyway?
Gobble gobble gobble.
Wow!