Fly Straight Or Drop The Oar And Wreck

My very existence makes you chew up pencils.
My very existence makes you cringe.
One would think that after so much hurt and pain,
An ordinary human would unhinge.

Detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog.

And you've got so much on your plate right now
And I'm just breathing down your neck
All I can offer are these parting words
Fly straight or drop the oar and wreck