Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)

Alligators, nature's surfboards in the swamp,
With a playful little chomp,
Let you know that you're a friend.

And they love you, they'll let you surf all afternoon,
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend.

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday.

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair.
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens.

Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray.
He's been sitting there all day.
This is where the fun begins.

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.

Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know.

I do not know what to get you for your birthday.
I do not know what to get you for your birthday.