Love Guru

-Love Guru-



Babe I miss you until I jerk off and cum

then I dismiss you from my mind it's dumb

how you continue to pursue when you know we're not through



it's like you knew how i do, here is my cinderella shoe

so take it back, you must have jacked it from me

Sorry love, but speak it to the hung jury



Sorry but I can't be there for you like I used to

according to you I abused you

now the time has come to move on and I'm gone but

where are you? Staying true to your word?



It's absurd that you can act great, like it's fate.

masticate on my soul, I don't fall for your stripper

pole dance moves.



now everybody get loose

lets all fucking celebrate





my ex is at home trying to masterbate