Superhero

I'll be a star and date a supermodel
It's all I wanted since I turned 13; yeah we'll be in Vogue
Truth is I'm out of work and don't have a girlfriend
I haven't had one since I turned 14; did someone say staying gold? Was it Pony Boy or Ralph Macchio? Sometimes I can let it go, but sometimes man I really want to be a superhero; instead of being such a weirdo
O man if I could run as fast as the Flash; Superman has no chance cuz Lois Lane would fall in love with me

*I wanna be a superhero instead of being such a zero
Maybe then people would look up to me; I'd be a celebrity and I could walk and talk tough like De Niro
Instead I'm just a weirdo
Got a big house with lots of girls in Jacuzzis
Got a Ferrari and a limousine; man I turn up my nose
My eighth grade teacher said that I'd be a looser, guess she was right cuz I'm still living at home
I heard my mom on the phone
She said to dad that she can't take no more? oh no! Sometimes I can let it go
But sometimes man, I really wanna be a superhero; instead of being such a weirdo
Maybe then it could be Batman and me; we'd clean up Gothem City and Batgirl would go out with me

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To be a star and date a supermodel, its all I wanted since I turned 13; let the truth be known
I'm just sitting here all alone
Sometimes I can let it go; sometimes I can let it go
But sometimes man, I really wanna be a superhero; instead of being such a weirdo
I'd catch her villain as he's fleeing the scene; with Spider Man on my team yeah, Kirsten Dunst would fall for me
I wanna be a superhero; instead of being such a zero
Yeah maybe I could run the whole Justice league; that's my fantasy
Man I got nothing to loose, I'd have my own under-roose and I could 'YEAH!