Excesses

I've cracked enough jokes
And I've smoked enough smokes
Now I'm feeling for the ropes
I hope no one took notes
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
Repeat

I try not to notice that I've spilt my drink
As I slide towards the door
I start to think

My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home

Repeat

I was lecturing the kitchen
'Til the icebox got bored
And where's that girl gone
I was sure I'd scored

My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home