Split Ends

I got chewing gum stuck in my hair.
And my mum told me not to worry;
We've all been there.
But I would scream and shout
When she tried to brush the tugs back out.

'Cause I was split like a kirby-grip
Working my butt off just to keep my lips zipped
And that's when I slipped
Into some kind,
Some kind of emotional coma
Got my hair cut off;
Took off the split ends,
Cut out the bad things,
It's no loss,
In fact it makes it glossier

You can never use too much conditioner.
Although I heard a little rumour
About fabric softener.
Because apparently it's the same thing.

But I still scream and shout
When I try to brush the tugs back out.

'Cause I was split like a kirby-grip
Working my butt off just to keep my lips zipped
And that's when I slipped
Into some kind,
Some kind of emotional coma
Got my hair cut off;
Took off the split ends,
Cut out the bad things,
It's no loss,
In fact it makes it glossier

Ella says;
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says;
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'

'Cause I was split like a kirby-grip
Working my butt off just to keep my lips zipped
And that's when I slipped
I slipped into some kind,
Some kind of emotional coma
I got my hair cut off;
Took off the split ends,
Cut out the bad things,
It's no loss, no loss,
In fact it makes it glossier

Ella says;
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says;
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says;
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
And Ella says;
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'
'Chew, chew, chew. Chew your bubble gum'