Hanky Code Songtext

Alright class, pay attention
Mess this up and get a suspension
I'm prepared to be cruel
...welcome back to old school!

Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!

Light blue hanky, left pocket:
Expert cocksucker.
Light pink hanky, left pocket:
Dildo fucker.
Dark pink hanky, right pocket:
Tit torturee!

Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!

Silver lame hanky, left pocket:
Star fucker.
Silver lame hanky, right pocket:
Star!

Apricot hanky, left pocket:
Two tons of fun.
Maroon hanky, left pocket:
Likes menstruating women.
Hunter green hanky, left pocket:
Daddy.

Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!

Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!

Use this knowledge in the street
When you're looking for body heat.
Homework: memorize this list.
Get out early; class dismissed!

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