Fake Mexican Tourist Blues

Hey, mister, would you like my sister

Her name is Juanita,

I think. you'd like to meet her.

She's a little bit risky,

Drinking always whiskey.

But she's really a tiger

Take you right inside her.



Hey, mister, got another sister

Her name is Dolores

She likes pretty colores;

She's a little bit silly,

Eating always chili;



But she's very sexy,

Take her home in a taxi.



Hey, Juanita, Juanita Banana

Hey, Juanita, would you hold my banana;

I'd like it now, I don't mean Manana.



Hey, brother, what about my mother

She's only just forty

She's especially naughty.

She knows a lot a tricks,

More than the younger chicks.

And if you don't like my mother,

I got a veryn ice brother.