A Catalog Of Small Disappointments

[Intro: Whispered]
Stinking breath, such entitled taste
There is a man, so complicated
Of tall stature and athletic build
She, she was a grand lady, but things could ultimately get expensive

[Verse 1]
So very fetching, but hesitation breeds missed opportunity
Mostly worthy, mostly worthy, matriarch and the sickly, unshapely duo

[Chorus]
“Was it divine providence or my own moral guilt?”
Thirty six point eight percent

[Verse 2]
Stinking breath, such entitled taste
There is a man, so complicated
Of tall stature and athletic build
She, she was a grand lady, but things could ultimately get expensive

[Chorus]
“Was it divine providence or my own moral guilt?”
Thirty six point eight percent
“Was it divine providence or my own moral guilt?”
Thirty six point eight percent

[Verse 3]
Was it is your age, or perhaps, it's something a little bit deeper?
We’ll follow our hearts through this secretary problem, Kepler
Oh, Kepler
Oh, we’ll follow our hearts through this secretary problem, Kepler

[Chorus]
“Was it divine providence or my own moral guilt?”
Thirty six point eight percent
“Was it divine providence or my own moral guilt?”
Thirty six point eight percent