Blackmail Man

I'm an Irish cripple, a Scottish Jew

I'm the blackmail man

A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe

I'm the blackmail man



I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek

I'm the blackmail man

A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak

I'm the blackmail man



Well, I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do

Every one of you, I'm the blackmail man

You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick

I'm the blackmail man

Blackmail man



I'm a Paki, Chink a half-cocked ponce

I'm the blackmail man

A tiddly-wink, a Charlie Ronce

I'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk

I'm the blackmail man

A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk

I'm the blackmail man



I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do

Every one of you, blackmail man

I hate your guts, your Newington Butts

I'm the blackmail man



Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp

Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap

Blackmail man

Up you Harris, in your mince

Hamptons don't leave fingerprints

I am the blackmail man